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validx2:

S/O to short girls i love yall bite size asses 

shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone elseimage

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
-Marilyn Monroe (via anonlyblessed)

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage