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i’m either that person that talks too much when they’re high or I’m that person that doesn’t talk at all when they’re high there is no in between



man its almost 2014 and i’m still a piece of shit

Man it’s almost 2015 and I’m still a piece of shit


when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies





today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 


today on satan makes a blog post


I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone


Hey, hey lone wanderer
sew your backpack back together
pieces of you
have fallen out
nobody can pick them up for you
so trace your steps in reverse
and fill your trouser pockets
with all you’ve ever been

I know the difficulty of climbing
with the weight
but hey, lone wanderer
didn’t you know the mountains
are only for the fragmented
so be fascinated
with the exquisiteness of you
just remember not to lose
on the way

-Emily M. - The Road to the Mountains (via justafatgirlinaskinnyworld)

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."