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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

liftedandgiftedd:

i’m either that person that talks too much when they’re high or I’m that person that doesn’t talk at all when they’re high there is no in between

anime-phan:

muscleluvr2:

man its almost 2014 and i’m still a piece of shit

Man it’s almost 2015 and I’m still a piece of shit

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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